So of course someone in my neighborhood decides to let their 10 lb ankle biter roam free and its only goal in life is to attack. I happened to be walking my two dogs with a combined weight in excess of 150 lbs, only to be ambushed by Dogpolean Bonaparte. My dogs end up winding their leashes around my legs trying to escape (I don’t think it occurred to either of them that they could just step on the dog trying to attack them), and I went down like my morning coffee. End result: My lower back is now seriously fucked up. It hurts to sit, it hurts to stand, it just fucking hurts.
Moral of this story: Little dog owners, you still have to obey leash laws! Also, I am really decrepit and should probably get one of those “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” gizmos.